Yo, same.

I thought about ending the review here and making it a one sentence review, but there’s just so much to talk about.

I think at this point, the whole bit where I refer to Jenessa Smith, aka Goldmyth, as “bestie” is here to stay until we actually do become besties. Regardless, bestie dropped a banger.

Many are asking which song entitled “Smooth” is better, this or Santana’s (feat. Rob Thomas). Well, the obvious answer is the platinum hit by Santana. I mean, the iconic guitar and Rob Thomas’s delivery of the first line, “Man, it’s a hot one,” and, “Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa” is just too good to be beaten. But this is a close second.

The Johns is a perplexing band for following two reasons, neither of which is the fact that they’re called The Johns, and none of them are named John:

"She’s Just a Friend" is the most relatable song if you grew up or have spent significant time during your younger years along the Wasatch Front.

I once read a story about a little boy. He was at most ten years old. And one hot summer day that little boy was lying on the floor of his bedroom, observing the contents of his closet, when he suddenly was overcome with a feeling that he was going to die alone. He even said it out loud. He said, "I am going to die alone." Then, that little boy grew up, and life got really hard for him. It was almost too much to handle that he almost became a self fulfilling prophecy. But he didn’t, and somehow, he kept going.

Move over weddings and that annoying little prick of an angel on your shoulder—the harp is being rebranded. I’m talking a Snoop Dogg going from being on trial for murder to having a show with Martha Stewart level of rebrand.

Today, I'm talking about Goldmyth.