​Okay, yes, this title might be a bit of a misnomer. It might be a little exaggerated as well, but the point I am mostly trying to make here is that there is no band that pisses me off more than Train. This article will be a deep dive on what they did to piss me off so much and why you should care. (Spoiler Alert: the answer to that second question is you probably shouldn’t care, but just humor me for a bit.)

The 45th President of the United States made an interesting move last month as he set up behind a tiny desk within the White House. But at this point, is anyone surprised by anything he does anymore? However, this time, I was pleasantly surprised that our beloved President was in the news for something positive. Trump announced that his next move post presidency will be to focus on his music career. Though this was a surprise to some, we all know how talented the President is. He's is the most talented president we have ever had. More talented than Teddy Roosevelt. He's the best to ever do it. He's very talented. The most talented. No one has ever been more talented than this, our current President. ​