TOP TEN LYRICS OF WET LEG

This album has some great lyrics. I am not sure about the overall reception of this album. It seems like people either love everything about the band, or they're over it pretty quickly. For me, it's been a long time since I have been this entertained by an entire album's lyrics. So kudos to you, Wet Leg. Enjoy! 

10. "Chaise Longue" — "I went to school, and I got the big D." I love a good dick joke. I grew up listening to Blink-182. Sue me.
9. "Piece Of Shit" — "You're like a piece of shit, you either float or sink." I am not sure what this means. It comes off as a insult, but the more I think about it, it really just seems like an observation in the world. Like those "There are only two people in the world..." statements. 
8. "Angelica" — "Angelica, she brought lasagna to the party." Oh, Angelica. Who brings brings lasagna to a party? What a goober. 
7. "Angelica" — "Angelica, she brought her ray-gun to the party/ Angelica obliterated everybody." Oh, fuck. 
6. "Being In Love" — "I tried to meditate/ But I just medicate/ Pour me another drink/ Don't wanna have to think/ I think I lost my shit/ Some kinda fucked up trip/ But I kinda like it/ 'Cause it feels like being in love" This song has entire verses talking about how awful it is being in love. I thought this is the funniest. I can't really say that I relate. Most of the relationships where I have felt like this, I don't think it was love at all, and it was a really unhealthy relationship. Still hilarious imo. 
5. "Chaise Longue" — "What are you doing sitting down? You should be horizontal now" I bought my new couch with a chaise because of this. This makes watching TV so much better, AND you can transition into a nap so much easier. I'm glad that chaise longues are finally getting the national recognition they deserve. 
4. ​"Ur Mum" — "Okay, I've been practicing my longest and loudest scream/ Okay, here we go/ One, two, three, [the longest scream you’ve ever heard]" We don't get enough screams from women in music. Sure, did I almost blow my ear drum listening to this song too loud? Yes, but you live and learn. Honestly, the scream is super impressive. 
3. "Chaise Longue" — "​Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to send someone to butter your muffin?" This is just objectively funny. If you don't think so, I can't help you.
2. "Too Late Now" — "​I just need a bubble bath/ to set me on a higher path" Some pray, others meditate, and some people just need a bubble bath. 
1. "Ur Mum" — "​When I think about what you’ve become/ I feel sorry for your mum" BURN!

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