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Everyone loves a good list. My friends have a tradition where every year we share our top ten albums of the year on a big email chain. It's become one of my favorite traditions, to the point where I am giddy with anticipation months in advance. It's a big reason why I started this blog.

​This page is for those top ten lists, as well as any other top ten list we can think up. The takes can get pretty damn spicy, so get ready. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have. 
DISCLAIMER: All lists are subjective, but if you disagree with us, you have two options: You can either 1) fight us to the death in trial by combat to decide who is right, or 2) admit you're wrong because deep down you know it's true.

TOP TEN LYRICS OF WET LEG

5/2/2022

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This album has some great lyrics. I am not sure about the overall reception of this album. It seems like people either love everything about the band, or they're over it pretty quickly. For me, it's been a long time since I have been this entertained by an entire album's lyrics. So kudos to you, Wet Leg. Enjoy! 
10. "Chaise Longue" — "I went to school, and I got the big D." I love a good dick joke. I grew up listening to Blink-182. Sue me.
9. "Piece Of Shit" — "You're like a piece of shit, you either float or sink." I am not sure what this means. It comes off as a insult, but the more I think about it, it really just seems like an observation in the world. Like those "There are only two people in the world..." statements. 
8. "Angelica" — "Angelica, she brought lasagna to the party." Oh, Angelica. Who brings brings lasagna to a party? What a goober. 
7. "Angelica" — "Angelica, she brought her ray-gun to the party/ Angelica obliterated everybody." Oh, fuck. 
6. "Being In Love" — "
I tried to meditate/ But I just medicate/ Pour me another drink/ Don't wanna have to think/ I think I lost my shit/ Some kinda fucked up trip/ But I kinda like it/ 'Cause it feels like being in love" This song has entire verses talking about how awful it is being in love. I thought this is the funniest. I can't really say that I relate. Most of the relationships where I have felt like this, I don't think it was love at all, and it was a really unhealthy relationship. Still hilarious imo. 
5. "Chaise Longue" — "What are you doing sitting down? You should be horizontal now" I bought my new couch with a chaise because of this. This makes watching TV so much better, AND you can transition into a nap so much easier. I'm glad that chaise longues are finally getting the national recognition they deserve. 
4. ​"Ur Mum" — "Okay, I've been practicing my longest and loudest scream/ Okay, here we go/ One, two, three, [the longest scream you’ve ever heard]" We don't get enough screams from women in music. Sure, did I almost blow my ear drum listening to this song too loud? Yes, but you live and learn. Honestly, the scream is super impressive. 
3. "Chaise Longue" — "​Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to send someone to butter your muffin?" This is just objectively funny. If you don't think so, I can't help you.
2. "Too Late Now" — "​I just need a bubble bath/ to set me on a higher path" Some pray, others meditate, and some people just need a bubble bath. 
1. "Ur Mum" — "​When I think about what you’ve become/ I feel sorry for your mum" BURN!

​Listen to my favorite track here. 
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