MOVIE OUTLET MALL
Here at M.O.M. we take movies very seriously. Movies made a relatively strong comeback this year, with some notable releases being something other than a run-of-the-mill Marvel movie. We’ve plugged 2022’s best and worst movies into M.O.M.’s super advanced mommy-rithm, and let the machines do the rest. Sort of like those AI Chat’s you keep seeing on Twitter, but way more advanced because we only use the best of the best.
There’s no point arguing or debating what movie is best when we have algorithms. They know everything about anything. Algorithms tell us we should buy next, watch next, and even when the optimal time is to take a piss. Pretty soon, algorithms will be writing all of our movies and tv shows (or at least lending a hand in the creative process). So, M.O.M. readers, soak in these last few years of movies that come from the soul, because soon we’ll have perfectly curated content that will whelm us all the way to our graves. Gee whiz, ain't living in the future just the best?
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